"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else."
James Thorpe (1888 - 1953)
I fear the "domestic goddess" in me has taken her leave permanently. I'm turning into the stereotypical bachelor! The laundry basket is overflowing, yesterday's shirt is draped carelessly on the nightstand, and yesterday's socks - well they're on my feet today.
Often, my dinner comes from a frozen box, just heat & serve. But guess what dinner is tonight: Potato chips and french onion dip. By request! I actually sent my roommate to the store to fetch chips and dip for dinner! I used to love to cook! I always had a dinner of 1/4 protein, 1/4 carb and 1/2 vegetables. I sometimes even made multiple courses. I enjoyed cooking for others, and would use recipes and real spices. The last thing I cooked for someone else was toast and eggs. Not much of a recipe there! My housecleaning just doesn't get done anymore unless I've had a shitty day and Patrick offers to do some tidying to make me feel better.
And for everyone who knew me before, here's the real kicker - the dead giveaway that I've lost my inner-Martha Stewart: Would you believe I used premade bows on my gifts last Christmas!? And wrapping them felt like such a chore!
I hope it'll come back to me eventually. A lot has changed in the past year, but a lot seems to be changing back to "normal" too. At least now I know to be disgusted by the mess I sometimes let the kitchen become. For a while there I would just spray air freshener and complain to my rommate till the kitchen magically cleaned itself. Strange that, because I used to have an obsession with household cleaners, dusters, sponges and cleaning supplies that rivaled my obsession with office supplies. Somewhere I still have several pairs of rubber gloves in various stylish colors.
The domestic diva has got to come back eventually... right? Maybe when she does I'll throw a homecoming dinner party...